Crypto_future_V on February 18, 2026 1:28 pm That pose looks like even he is surprised it actually worked are we sure the miracle just happened right now
YoungLove2007 on February 18, 2026 1:36 pm Babe! Thats not what I meant! Omg! Come eat some loaves and fishes-BABE!
TheManyFacetsOfRoger on February 18, 2026 1:36 pm bro please eat my body bro please it’s not weird just take a bite
ProduceEmbarrassed97 on February 18, 2026 1:40 pm It’s giving both: “Do you even lift, bro?” and “Mum says we have to share it”
BobPlaysWithFire on February 18, 2026 1:42 pm that’s not Jesus Christ this is a white man, this is Oily Josh
Olive_Adjacent on February 18, 2026 1:45 pm I don’t care if it rains or freezes, as long as I got my plastic Jesus.
they_call_me_B on February 18, 2026 1:51 pm  It’s giving “*just spilled my fucking* ~~groceries~~ ***miracles*** *all over the fucking ground*” vibes
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Come at me bro
That pose looks like even he is surprised it actually worked are we sure the miracle just happened right now
You want some of this
Is this where he taught people how to fish?
Hahahahhahaha. A genuine LOL from me
Rizzest Christ
Do you even loaf, bro?
Prolly still more accurate than white Jesus.
Buddy Jesus!
Babe! Thats not what I meant! Omg! Come eat some loaves and fishes-BABE!
Why’s he standing in a puddle of urine?!
bro please eat my body bro please it’s not weird just take a bite
Matt rife really let himself go
Yo check it bros, I got munchies for days! -Lit Jesus
Fish and loaves maxxing
The “the audacity” stance
Why does jesus have kissy chad face though?
It’s giving both:
“Do you even lift, bro?” and “Mum says we have to share it”
Nah shit split it in two again ðŸ˜
Got me sum bred n fiszh bruh
Again, all I’ve got is BREAD and FISH.
He’s dismayed by the lousy hair bleach job
He looks fed up
that’s not Jesus Christ
this is a white man, this is Oily Josh
His neck is high.. makes me trust him.
Let’s smoke a bowl and break some bread.
I see “cmon man, really?”
I don’t care if it rains or freezes, as long as I got my plastic Jesus.
It’s giving “*just spilled my fucking* ~~groceries~~ ***miracles*** *all over the fucking ground*” vibes